Monday, September 08, 2008

老板与我

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Boss & I

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough


When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,


When I do something without being told,

I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

he is cooperating,


When I make a mistake,

you're an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake

He’s only human.

When I am out of the office,

I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,

He’s on business.


When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an

interview

When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's
overworked


When I do good,

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets

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